Good Morning (With Manda)

Since I have been with my lover – I have been texting him "Good Morning [inset pet name here]" almost every weekday. I do it when I get to my desk at work – that’s the procedure. Get to desk, text Bob.

Yes, I have procedures.

And, yes, we do NOT live together so I don't see him in the morning. When I do, I'm sure I will still text him when I get to my desk because - everyone now - that's the procedure.

Anyhow, lately, some people have been asking me about this list and the sum total of names. I suppose you can count them. But, I guess more of the interest was the types of names.

So, here is a current-ish list of names I have called Bob. Enjoy!

• #hashtag.
• …?
• …I’m really tired…
• 366.
• Ace.
• Adorable artifact.
• Afternoon.
• Albuquerque Turkey.
• Alfio Luparas.
• Alouette.
• Altruistic albino aardvark.
• Amorsote.
• Angel eyes.
• Animal crackers.
• Aurora bob-realis.
• Babe.
• Bacon slice of love.
• Bacon to my scramble!
• Baked Alaska.
• Balls Out Boy (BOB).
• Banksy Boo.
• Beach bunny.
• Beauteous balterer.
• Beaver fever.
• Bed buddy.
• Beef cake.
• Bee's knees.
• Bellissimo.
• Beloved.s
• Best guy ever.
• Betroved.
• Big pimping.
• Biking Barron.
• Bikini bridge.
• Binky winkey.
• Biscuit.
• Blazing Bob.
• Blessed one.
• Bob and beans.
• Bob Bebop.
• Bob Burgundy.
• Bob diggidy
• Bob Fu Panda.
• Bob in the box.
• Bob pot pie.
• Boba Ganoush.
• Bob-afett.
• Bob-aloney sandwich.
• Bobbity Cricket.
• Bob-cake.
• Bob-cat.
• Bob-iker.
• Bobledore.
• Bob-man.
• Bob-ooze cruise.
• Bobosiedon, Ruler of the Bobcean.
• Bob-sational sandwitch.
• Bob-some guy (like awesome but with Bob).
• Bone daddy.
• Bongo Bob.
• Boo.
• Boogey Woogey Monster Foot.
• Boo-kins.
• Boop.
• Bouncy.
• Brometheus.
• Bubbles.
• Bucking bronco.ss
• Bunny hop.
• Bunting.
• Burger Boy.
• Burger.
• Buster McThunderstruck.
• Butter bean.
• Buttercup.
• Buttery croissant.
• Cake monster.
• Canadian bacon.
• Candy cane.
• Candy striper of lover.
• Captain cool.
• Celebration chief.
• Centenarian.
• Cert champ.
• Champ.
• Chariots of fire.
• Cheek pinch.
• Cheetah breath.
• Chef of Love.
• Chia seed.
• Chicken dinner.
• Chinese finger trap.
• Chinken wing.
• Chitty-Chitty Bob-Bob.
• Chocolate chip bacon cookie.
• Chocolate strawberry.
• Christmas elf.
• Col. Mustard.
• Cotton tail.
• Cowboy.
• Cuddle monster.
• Cupcake.
• Curry powder of love.
• Cuttlefish.
• Daffodil.
• Dairy-free dandy.
• Daley-Duke.
• Dandy-lion!
• Danger squirrel.
• Danish Hammer.
• Dark chocolate cherry.
• Dear heart sweet tart.
• Delicious strip-steak.
• Devastating handsome gentleman caller. 
• Devilish dude.
• Didgeridoo.
• Dirty boy.
• Dirty tango.
• Don’t have a funny GM in me today.
• Dove tail.
• Dr. Love.
• Dragon fart.
• Dream boat.
• Dryer sheet.
• Ducky.
• Dumpling.
• Ear wax.
• Electric waffle dude.
• Elliptical machine.
• Espresso shot.
• Fancy pants.
• Favorite palindrome.
• Favorite voodoo.
• Fearless funk-master.
• Feisty fiancée.
• Fiddle-le-dee.
• Fiesta cracker.
• Fiesta pants.
• Fire breathing rubber duck.
• Flex-fever.
• Flexing flex-dayer.
• Flitterwoken fellow.
• Flying Marshmallow.
• Flying Pig dude.
• Free radical fighter.
• French toast mafia boss.
• Fruit ninja.
• Fuel efficient mac-daddy.
• Funky broadway.
• Funky cold medina.
• Funny Valentine.
• Futzputz.
• Fuzzy muffin logic.
• Fuzzy weiner.
• Fuzzy winker-bean.
• Garden gnome.
• Gazelle.
• Gentleman caller.
• Getting swamped.
• Gilbertsville Gentleman.
• Glockenspiel.
• Glorious gaiter.
• Goose.
• Gorilla James.
• Grape seed.
• Grenadine.
• Grumpy pants.
• Gumdrop.
• Guy who creates impulse control issues.
• Hallmark.
• Handsome falafel.
• Heat master.
• Heaven eleven.
• Hercules.
• Hoboken.
• Hodge-podge McDodge.
• Holiday ham.
• Holy roller.
• Honey bear.
• Honey-hiney.
• Hot almond latte.
• Hot Bob toddy.
• Hot cake.
• Hot chilly pepper.
• Hot tamale.
• Hound to my fox.
• Hunk.
• Idaho Spud.
• Inamorato.
• Inspector Page.
• Itchy-itch.
• Jackalope.
• Jambalaya Jones.
• Jelly donut of love.
• Jive turkey.
• Jolly cholly.
• Juju bean.
• Jumbo java juice.
• Karma Chameleon.
• Kayak king.
• King kangaroo.
• Kissy face.
• Kitten whiskers.
• Kung pow kitten.
• Ladybug.
• Led Zeppelin.
• Lickety split.
• Love button.
• Love infusion.
• Love nub.
• Love of my life.
• Lover.
• Lucky's bro.
• Lunging liger.
• Macaroni lollipop.
• Magnificent miler.
• Main squeeze.
• Mango tart.
• Manly monster mash.
• Man-tiger.
• Masculine plum fairy.
• Master of the railroad.
• McDirty.
• Mean, lean love machine.
• Mensch.
• Mi amor.
• Microbino mio.
• Mighty midget kicker.
• Milkshake.
• Missouri Fox Trotter.
• Mo-bro.
• Mon chou.
• Monkey buttZ.
• Moose knuckles.
• Mr. Clean.
• Mr. Fantastic.
• Mr. MaGoo.
• Mr. Pibb.
• Mr. Rex.
• Muffin man.
• Next-in-line.
• Night hawk.
• Noodle.
• Nunchuck Nancy.
• Nurse.
• Octopus pants.
• Off the heezy fosheezy.
• Offspray.
• OMG am I going to die?
• OMG THERE'S A COCKROACH HERE snugglepuss.
• One maned wolf.
• Pancake badger. 
• Pants-ripping balls of steal man prize.
• Papacito bonito Diablo.
• Party pants.
• Party potato.
• Passionate passacaglia.
• Peanut butter to my jelly.
• Pecan.
• Penny candy.
• Peppercorn.
• Petals of fury.
• Phoenix Found.
• Pickle.
• Pico de guy-o.
• Pièce de résistance.
• Pink fairy armadillo.
• Plow king.
• Plum dumpling.
• Plum tomato.
• Polar man-tex.
• Polka Pete.
• Pomegranate.
• Pookie.
• Poppet.
• Potluck.
• Poultry seasoning.
• Pound puppy.
• Prince charming.
• Prism Steno.
• Professor Snodgrass.
• Queen-o.
• Radish.
• Rainbow sprinkles.
• Raindrop.
• Rip van Winkle.
• Road bandit.
• Road tiger.
• Road warrior.
• Rock captain.
• Rosebud.
• Rough rider.
• Rubber baby buggie bumper baby.
• Rubber puck.
• Rug rat.
• Salted peanut.
• Salty Pancetta.
• Sassy pasta.
• Sassy pickle.
• Sassy sir.
• Schnuckiputzi.
• Scrabble master.
• Sexy man.
• Sexy rumpus.
• Sexy-monster.
• Shinny penny.
• Shower lofa.
• Skilled la-bob
• Skip to my Bob.
• Slice of sexy.
• Slim jimma.
• Slizzard.
• Smooch fest.
• Snack cracker.
• Snickerdoodle.
• Snoutfair.
• Snow bank.
• Snow bunny.
• Snuggle doodle.
• Son of a pitcher of beer.
• Soup flu fighter.
• Soup-A-Star.
• Space man.
• Spaghetti monster.
• Spanky.
• Speed limit slim.
• Spice glider.
• Sprinkles.
• Squirrel of joy.
• Squirt.
• Stallion.
• Steak sauce.
• Steak-man.
• Steamy-dreamy gentleman 
• Sticky-fingers
• Stopit.
• Stud puffin.
• Sugar bear.
• Sugar honey ice tea.
• Sugar Plum.
• Sunshine.
• Superconducting supercollider.
• Superman.
• Supporter if MLK day.
• Sweet pear half in your own heavy syrup.
• Sweet sauce.
• Tasty cake.
• Tator-tot
• Terrific two.
• Texas toast.
• The Cure.
• Thee of bright and noble fame.
• Thunder gangstaz.
• Tiger pants.
• Tight end titillator.
• Tiny dancer.
• Tittliewinks.
• Tizight
• Toasted coconut.
• Toaster strudel.
• Toots Magoots.
• Triple Salchow.
• Tufted titmouse.
• Tutti frutti fresh and fruity.
• Twinkle toes.
• Twofer.
• u’Tranquill.
• Uber-ultimate man-friend.
• Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.
• Water bear.
• Water master.
• Water wizard.
• Wenceslas.
• Wikipedia Bob.
• Wild mongoose.
• Winky-dink.
• Work horse.
• Yummy yum.
• Zesty.
• Zeus toots.

And that is what you get with me.