Texts With Melissa

Melissa and I have been friends since about 1992 or something. Something like that. She is the person I have known the longest (and can stand) who is not actually a relative. Our friendship is truthful, honest, loving and often punctuated by very disgusting and social inappropriate things.

Yeah, it's going to be in my blog.

Hash-Tags & Selfies: We awkwardly trade our daily activities in hashtags and pictures.
Adult Dreams & Gloating: I use Melissa to make me feel better about myself.
Attention Calls: Melissa is a better person than me.
Giving Up: Sometimes life ends at 8am.
Privilege & Fear: Melissa is better at finding the silver lining in corporate America.
Motivation Comes In Many Forms: Faking it until we making it.
How Pure Is Your Love?: Even our dirty love has its limits.
Dealing With Boredom: Responsibility meets resourcefulness.
Coping in Corporate America: Guess star - hot husband.
It's Cold: Guess star - Suki the cat!
Skillz: Success is a tricky beast.
Love: Nope.
Emotional Intelligence: I'm going to be a better friend with this new skill!
#Forever: There's no way out.
Always Supportive: No analysis necessary
Not Jealous: Melissa can have "other" "friends". . .sometimes.